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Season XVIII |
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December 12, 2007 |
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Tenderloin Bowl XVIII -
Eddies eliminate
Sylvesters, 26-25
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BUFFALO, NY There just wasn't any stopping the Eddies in their quest for a second BSFL title - Seashrein's first since 1993. They overcame incredible odds that resulted from starting the campaign with nothing but a goose egg in the win column after three games. It took a league record tying 10 consecutive wins to secure the Tenderloin Cup. And when the chips fell in Buffalo, Randy Moss was MVP of Tenderloin Bowl XVIII, palming passes for 135 yards including a pair of post toasters. After sitting Peyton Manning for a spell down the stretch in favor of Derek Anderson, Eddie bigheads dusted-off Manning and put him back behind center in the championship game for four scoring strikes among 249 yards tossing the tater. Josh Brown booted 10 very important points 'tween the tines for the champs.
The Sylvesters were a whisker away from Tweetie, but coughed a hair ball when Carson Palmer upchucked two pick-offs among just 189 yards passing and Adrian Peterson stumbled for a measely three yards toting the turd. Kicker Matt Stover squandered the last of the Tats' nine lives by stubbing a lousy two points over the crossbar (an unsuccessful two point conversion, rather than kicking, essentially declawed the cats). Despite only 32 yards rushing by Joseph Addai, a pair of his carries were to the house, and he caught a scoreboard blinker as well. But Addai died in the 49 yard receiving crapper, a hairbreadth away from giving Haglund the cup. The Sylvesters battled, too, as Jason Witten snatched aerials for 138 yards, including one to the promised land, and Trent Cole and Shawne Merriman each pounced on a pair of passers.
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Porterhouse Bowl XVIII -
Marauders muscle Bashers, 45-32
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MOOSE JAW, SASK The Marauders scorched the frozen tundra of Moose Jaw by taking out the frustration of fumbling a crack at their first BSFL title on the Spaethcadets. Tom Brady sizzled by launching flying pigskins for 399 yards including four lofts to lalaland. Manhart stuck with Kevin Jones after he was the undisputed BSFL Dud of the Marauders' championship semifinal loss, and it paid off with a pair of paydirt packs among 92 yards. Plaxico Burress was hot, too, cuddling air biscuits for 136 yards including a trey.
The Bashers counted two TD totes and a post toasting reception by Marion Barber along with 92 yards tickling bladders, including a pair to the house, by Marcus Colston to keep things interesting, at least. Jason Elam sent 11 points through the uprights, as well. But Vince Young didn't get 'er done while misfiring twice to the other guys and only completing for a paltry 121 yards.
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Sirloin Bowl XVII -
Equis ex-out
Blowhards, 48-22
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MULE SHOE, TX Dryden left a mark as the BSFL's top turf team while trampling the Blowhards. LaDainian Tomlinson continued a late season surge by churning out 146 yards, including a paydirt payoff, and hauled in a zone zinger, too. Newly acquired Fred Taylor, a not so moldie-oldie, zigged and zagged for 132 yards with a lug over the invisible plane. Drew Brees connected three times for treys among 328 yards with Wes Welker and Roddy White each collecting celebration grabs among 78 and 75 yards, respectively.
When Tony Romo went off for 302 yards passing, including two to tango, Big Horn looked like a contender. And when some guy named Fred Jackson, snatched off the scrap heap by Blowhard bigheads, rambled for 115, possibilities for a dubya loomed. Patrick Kerney's trio of pancakes and Chris Cooley's catches for 93 weren't enough to keep from being exed-out, though.
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Chuck Bowl XV -
Hardrockers handle
Grunts, 38-20
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CHIHUAHUA, MEX Bates mastered Oregon as Greg Jennings hauled-in 'bows for 100 yards including a scoreboard blinking grab. Earnest Graham proved to be most valuable for the Hardrockers by packing the pigsnout to the promised land twice among 61 yards and a host of others had decent games for the Hardrockers.
The pigs went a squealing when Reggie Bush's bunged-up knee kept him off the field and Anquan Boldin registered nothing but doughnut holes. Bright spots for the Grunts were Brian Westbrook, who packed the bladder for 116 yards and palmed a scoring strike, and Stephen Gostkowski, who booted ten points 'tween the tines.
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Hamburger Bowl XVIII -
Chiggers coldcock
Casualties, 88-42
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HUMPTULIPS, WA Chatham unleashed a relentless attack in sweeping the Hamburger Series by winning the second game, 43-14. It really wasn't much of a contest as Matt Hasselbeck uncorked four scoring genies in a bottle among 272 yards. Brandon Marshall handled a pair of zone zingers among 115 yards and Ryan Grant dashed for 156 including one penetration of the invisible plane.
Fifth Street bigheads proved to be their own worst enemy by acquiring and inserting injured Marc Bulger into the starting lineup. All he did was play with himself on the sideline. If it hadn't been for three passer plants by Elvis Dumervil, 124 yards rushing by Willie Parker, and Andre Johnson's scoring snatch among 82 yards, the Chiggers may have lapped the Street Walkers.
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ALL-BS Team
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Tom Brady
Marauders
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12 games - 3,798 yds passing - 163 pts (Avg.: 316.5 yds passing - 13.6 pts); 1st time all-BS.
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LaDainian Tomlinson
Equis
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12 games - 1,170 yds rushing - 403 yds receiving - 95 pts (Avg.: 97.5 yds rushing - 33.6 yds receiving - 7.9 pts); 5 time all-BS (2007, 06, 05, 04, 02). |
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Adrian Peterson
Sylvesters
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9 games - 994 yds rushing - 164 yds receiving - 78 pts (Avg.: 110.4 yds rushing - 18.2 yds receiving - 8.7 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Terrell Owens
Bashers
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12 games - 1,183 yds receiving - 75 pts (Avg.: 98.6 yds receiving - 6.3 pts); 4 time all-BS (2007, 04, 02, 01). |
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Randy Moss
Eddies
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12 games - 1,081 yds receiving - 87 pts (Avg.: 90.1 yds receiving - 7.3 pts); 5 time all-BS (2007, 03, 00, 99, 98). |
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Larry Fitzgerald
Marauders
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12 games - 1,122 yds receiving - 59 pts (Avg.: 93.5 yds receiving - 4.9 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Nick Folk
Blowhards
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11 games - 92 pts (Avg.: 8.4 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Jared Allen
Blowhards
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10 games - 26 pts (Avg.: 2.6 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Jason Taylor
Casualties
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12 games - 23 pts (Avg.: 1.9 pts); 2 time all-BS (2007, 06). |
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Shawne Merriman
Sylvesters
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12 games - 23 pts (Avg.: 1.9 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Antonio Cromartie
Hardrockers
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6 games - 24 pts (Avg.: 4.0 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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Kerry Rhodes
Bashers
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11 games - 23 pts (Avg.: 2.1 pts); 1st time all-BS. |
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TOP COWPIES
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QB: Tom Brady, Marauders
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16 pts |
| RB: Marion Barber, Bashers |
15 pts |
| WR: Randy Moss, Eddies |
11 pts |
| PK: Jason Elam, Bashers |
11 pts |
| DF: Elvis Dumervil, Casualties & Patrick Kerney, Blowhards |
6 pts |
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WEEKLY BSFL STUD
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Randy Moss
Eddies
Wide Receiver
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Tenderloin Bowl MVP with a pair of post toasters among 135 yards receiving.
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WEEKLY BSFL DUD
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Adrian Peterson
Sylvesters
Running Back
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Produced a doughnut hole with just three yards to leave the Sylvesters holding the bag in the Tenderloin Bowl.
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TEAM STAT BULLS
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PASSING: Marauders
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399 yds |
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RUSHING: Equis
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278 yds |
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RECEIVING: Sylvesters
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334 yds |
| DEFENSE: Sylvesters |
8 pts |
 
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BUNWARMER
OF THE WEEK
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Anthony Gonzalez
Blowhards
Wide Receiver
11 Points
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Plopped on the bench while Laveranues Coles only palmed passes for 48 yards instead of two scoring grabs among 134.
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FOR THE RECORD
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-BSFL 2007 Most Valuable Player -
Tom Brady
Marauders
Quarterback
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2006
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LaDainian Tomlinson |
RB
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Blowhards |
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2005
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Shaun Alexander |
RB
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Chiggers
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2004
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Peyton Manning
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QB
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Grunts
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2003
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Torry Holt
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WR
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Hardrockers
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2002
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Priest Holmes
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RB
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Hardrockers
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2001
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Curtis Martin
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RB
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Waterskippers
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2000
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Robert Smith
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RB
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Chiggers
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1999
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Stephen Davis
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RB
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Marauders
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1998
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Terrell Davis
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RB
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Chiggers
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1997
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Terrell Davis
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RB
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Bashers
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1996
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Terrell Davis
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RB
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Chiggers
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1995
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Emmitt Smith
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RB
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Bashers
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1994
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Steve Young
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QB
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Marauders
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1993
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Jerry Rice
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WR
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Eddies
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1992
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Emmitt Smith
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RB
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Waterskippers
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1991
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Derrick Thomas
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DF
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Chiggers
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1990
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Jerry Rice
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WR
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Chiggers
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- BSFL 2007 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR -
Adrian Peterson
Sylvesters
Running Back
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2006
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Adrian Wilson |
DB
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Eddies |
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2005
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Osi Umenyiora |
DF
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Blowhards |
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2004
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Javon Walker
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WR
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Blowhards
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2003
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Dwight Freeney
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DF
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Chiggers
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2002
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Julius Peppers
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DF
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Chiggers
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2001
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LaDainian Tomlinson
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RB
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Marauders
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2000
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Daunte Culpepper
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QB
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Waterskippers
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1999
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Stephen Davis
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RB
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Marauders
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1998
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Randy Moss
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WR
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Doughboys
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1997
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Dorsey Levens
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RB
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Bashers
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1996
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Mark Brunell
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QB
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Chiggers
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1995
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Curtis Martin
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RB
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Nitwits
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1994
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Terry McDaniel
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DB
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Waterskippers
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1993
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Renaldo Turnbull
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DF
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Chiggers
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1992
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Ricky Watters
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RB
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Hardrockers
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1991
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Steve Young
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RB
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Hardrockers
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- 2007 NOTEWORTHIES -
Season Most Passing Yards in a Game
Fifth Street Casualties
484 yards
Season Most Rushing Yards in a Game
Dryden Equis
319 yards
Season Most Receiving Yards in a Game
Spaeth Bashers
486 yards
Season Most Raw Points Scored in a Game
Haglund Sylvesters
62 pts
Season Most Defensive Points Scored in a Game
Big Horn Blowhards
18 pts
Player Most Passing Yards in a Game
Kurt Warner
Fifth Street Casualties
484 yards
Player Most Rushing Yards in a Game
Adrian Peterson
Haglund Sylvesters
296 yards (BSFL record)
Player Most Receiving Yards in a Game
Chad Johnson
Oregon Grunts
209 yards
Player Most Kicking Points in a Game
Matt Stover
Haglund Sylvesters
16 points
Player Most Defensive Points in a Game
Asante Samuel
Fifth Street Casualties
12 points
Quarterback Most Points in a Game
Tom Brady
Manhart Marauders
22 points
Running Back Most Points in a Game
LaDainian Tomlinson
Dryden Equis
26 points
Wide Receiver Most Points in a Game
Terrell Owens
Spaeth Bashers
18 points
MORE TO COME

THE BSFL OFFICIAL
IS HAS SOMEWHAT REVIVED,
COW-CHIP COUNT AND
OTHER STUFF ARE NOW ON THE
CHEWIN' CUD PAGE!
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| Team Passing |
Team Rushing |
Team Receiving |
Team Defense |
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| Manhart |
4,036 |
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Dryden |
2,640 |
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Spaeth |
3,753 |
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Big Horn |
75 |
| Big Horn |
3,694 |
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Fifth Street |
2,251 |
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Manhart |
3,502 |
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Haglund |
70 |
| Dryden |
3,633 |
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Haglund |
2,213 |
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Chatham |
3,399 |
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Bates |
60 |
| Bates |
3,342 |
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Chatham |
2,007 |
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Oregon |
3,276 |
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Fifth Street |
59 |
| Chatham |
3,332 |
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Manhart |
1,980 |
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Seashrein |
3,170 |
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Seashrein |
55 |
| Seashrein |
3,311 |
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Big Horn |
1,912 |
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Dryden |
3,157 |
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Spaeth |
49 |
| Haglund |
3,240 |
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Seashrein |
1,820 |
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Haglund |
3,128 |
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Chatham |
43 |
| Fifth Street |
3,203 |
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Oregon |
1,757 |
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Fifth Street |
2,961 |
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Oregon |
43 |
| Spaeth |
2,675 |
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Spaeth |
1,639 |
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Big Horn |
2,910 |
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Dryden |
38 |
| Oregon |
2,541 |
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Bates |
1,469 |
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Bates |
2,539 |
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Manhart |
37 |
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Individual Rushing |
Individual Receiving |
Individual Defense |
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| Brady, Marauders |
3,798 |
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Tomlinson, Grunts |
1,170 |
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Owens, Bashers |
1,183 |
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J.Allen, Blowhards |
26 |
| Hasselbeck, Chiggers |
3,124 |
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Parker, Casualties |
1,108 |
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Fitzgerald, Marauders |
1,122 |
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Cromartie, Hardrockers |
24 |
| Brees, Equis |
3,052 |
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A.Peterson, Sylvesters |
994 |
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Wayne, Chiggers |
1,096 |
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J.Taylor, Casualties |
23 |
| Romo, Blowhards |
2,980 |
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Westbrook, Grunts |
915 |
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ChadJohnson, Grunts |
1,092 |
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Merriman, Sylvesters |
23 |
| Favre, Hardrockers |
2,817 |
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McGahee, Equis |
861 |
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R.Moss, Eddies |
1,081 |
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Rhodes, Bashers |
23 |
| P.Manning, Eddies |
2,509 |
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James, Blowhards |
795 |
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Housh., Marauders |
916 |
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J.Peterson, Chiggers |
20 |
| Rivers, Grunts |
2,226 |
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Portis, Casualties |
790 |
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Edwards, Chiggers |
911 |
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Ware, Sylvesters |
20 |
| Palmer, Sylvesters |
2,166 |
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Addai, Sylvesters |
772 |
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Holt, Sylvesters |
898 |
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Kampman, Eddies |
20 |
| Kitna, Casualties |
1,338 |
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M.Barber, Bashers |
664 |
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Galloway, Bashers |
885 |
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Umenyiora, Eddies |
20 |
| Garcia, Casualties |
1,212 |
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S.Jackson, Marauders |
661 |
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Colston, Bashers |
846 |
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E.Reed, Marauders |
20 |
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Grant, Chiggers |
613 |
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RoyWilliams, Equis |
816 |
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Cole, Sylvesters |
19 |
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RB Scoring |
WR Scoring |
PK Scoring |
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| Brady, Marauders |
163 |
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Tomlinson, Equis |
95 |
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R.Moss, Eddies |
87 |
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Folk, Blowhards |
92 |
| Romo, Blowhards |
89 |
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Addai, Sylvesters |
79 |
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Owens, Bashers |
75 |
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Gostkowski, Grunts |
89 |
| Hasselbeck, Chiggers |
69 |
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A.Peterson, Sylvesters |
78 |
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Edwards, Chiggers |
63 |
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Vinatieri, Chiggers |
84 |
| P.Manning, Eddies |
64 |
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Westbrook, Grunts |
66 |
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Fitzgerald, Marauders |
59 |
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Stover, Sylvesters |
65 |
| Favre, Hardrockers |
60 |
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M.Barber, Bashers |
53 |
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Wayne, Chiggers |
57 |
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J.Brown, Eddies |
58 |
| Brees, Equis |
58 |
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Jones-Drew, Hardrockers |
52 |
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Housh., Marauders |
56 |
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Gould, Marauders |
54 |
| Palmer, Sylvesters |
30 |
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Portis, Casualties |
50 |
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ChadJohnson, Grunts |
53 |
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Bironas, Marauders |
53 |
| Anderson, Eddies |
27 |
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McGahee, Equis |
49 |
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Jennings, Hardrockers |
52 |
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Hanson, Equis |
52 |
| Rivers, Grunts |
26 |
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R.Brown, Marauders |
47 |
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Galloway, Bashers |
46 |
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Crosby, Equis |
52 |
| Delhomme, Bashers |
25 |
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Graham, Hardrockers |
45 |
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Holt, Sylvesters |
46 |
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Akers, Casualties |
45 |
| Garcia, Casualties |
22 |
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James, Blowhards |
43 |
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Welker, Equis |
43 |
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J.Reed, Eddies |
45 |
| McNabb, Blowhards |
22 |
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Grant, Chiggers |
41 |
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Colston, Casualties |
39 |
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Elam, Bashers |
43 |
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S.Jackson, Marauders |
39 |
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Burress, Marauders |
39 |
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